I’m going to introduce baby to Amon Amarth when it gets old enough to hear thing outside the womb

Hopefully it’s going be a ready made Viking with a horn of mead and doing windmills when it comes out

Happy Birthday Grandpa

Your first Birthday since you left us and we miss you loads

You know when you see girls slating other girls for being fat, the you go to have a look at a photo of the girl that’s doing the slating and they look like a fucking donkey and it’s like… well, at least the chubby girl is cute, she can always diet if she wants to, but the donkey will always look like a donkey…

Yes, donkey, you can fit into skinny jeans and show off your flat belly, wear short skirts but you still need a bag over your head.

/rant.

Everyone meet baby :)

Everyone meet baby :)

I’m Back :)

Sorry for the lack of posts and shit guise…

… I’ve been quite ill, a.k.a 7 weeks pregnant

The little fucker has been giving me bad morning sickness, I can’t keep anything down!

Which means I missed all of the Viking festival and the Tyr gig :(

Tyr have however congratulated me which made me smile :)

It’s fucking snowing

I gotta walk half an hour through woods and a field to get home later in the dark.

Today; I’m enjoying my cleavage, it looks quite awesome this morning

Today; I’m enjoying my cleavage, it looks quite awesome this morning